*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
You pusillanimous dick.