do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done