braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

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outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

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eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

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euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

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warped-candy:

ihavebecomeyourdisease:

realfriendsx:

SUM 41 IS NEVER ON MY DASH WOW

Fucking yes.

omg same wtf ppl post sum 41 
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youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
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